Saturday, December 7, 2013

THE 13TH ANNUAL OHA NIGHT OF A THOUSAND LAUGHS... AT YOUR EXPENSE

HEY YOU!

REMEMBER THIS BLOG? YEAH, WELL ITS BACK SO WAKE UP THE INTERNETS!

AND, TO COMMEMORATE THIS JOYOUS OCCASION I'M INVITING YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES (LIAR, YOU ARE ALONE, EVEN IN COMPANY!) TO COME AND ENJOY A NIGHT OF MYSTERY, INTRIGUE, AND PAIN LAUGHTER!

 THAT'S RIGHT MR. AND MRS. SOFTBALLS, IT'S...
THE 29TH ANNUAL OHA FESTIVAL OF RAIN-DANCING EXTRAVAGANZA AND WATERPARK TANNING CLASSIC!

WITH SPECIAL GUEST STARS, PHYLLIS DILLER, CHER, THE COMEDY STYLINGS OF "BEN", JAMIE FARR, THE GLENDALLE SINGERS  AND... YA MOMMA. HOSTED BY THE EVER PRESENT AND EFFERVESCENT, JJ "THAT'S NOT AN ENCHILADA" LASK!

WITH SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY:

HENRY "HANK" MITCHELL AND THE HENRY "HANK" MITCHELL ORCHESTRA

AND BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND, "RODNEY'S HUGGING CORNER"


SECRET SANTA!!!! ( NOTHING OVER 20 BUCKS YA CHEAP BASTARDS!)

THE HAPPS:

SATURDAY THE 14TH

8PM(ISH)

467 KEAP STREET
APT 9A
WILLLIAMSBURG


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ENOUGH FOOD AND BOOZE TO FEED A SMALL COUNTRY, BUT PLEASE BRING A BOTTLE OF SOMETHING AND/OR A SIX PACK OF SOMETHING ELSE. (CUZ IT AINT AN OHA PARTY IF SOMONE'S NOT BLEEDING AT THE BOTTOM OF A FLIGHT OF STAIRS ( JAAAAASSOOOON, YOU RASCAL!)