OHA 2009 PREVIEW...

Lock up your daughters and hide the livestock - OHA is back! Follow the zany antics of your favorite softball team as they smash, slide and grab their way through another hysterical season of the softball, trying to snatch that golden ring or someshit. Stay tuned...

OHA Holiday 2008 Fish and Goose Soiree

Raise a glass with OHA this December 5th at Royale, when your favorite softball team rings in the f@#$%ing holidays and celebrates 11 years of harvesting miracles, testing the limits of decency, and other stuff. 

"Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the Light."

And Dont Forget The Motts...

HOW DO THE PLAYOFFS WORK?

Top 4 teams will make playoffs and its single elimination.

Overall League champion will win $1,000.00 cash prize and runnerup will receive $500.00 cash prize.

OHA Is the Reason For The Season

I like coffee. I like to drink a big cup in the morning and then i listen to music and bang my fist on the table. Yeah - your right, I talk too much, but you know what else? I also listen too much. Oh, I could be a cold hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. You go ahead and think what you want about me, but I'm not changin'! I like me... My family likes me! My friends like me!... Cuz i'm the real article... What cha' see is what cha get!

Now lets go out there and win one for the Obama. 1...2...3... OHA!!!

Just like back in the day!

Mark your calendar! Saturday night - Jay Warner's Birthday!
Upstairs at Le Royale (by the bar)! Pete Shalvoy (Porkchop) on the 1s and 2s!

Details coming soon!

OHA FALL SEASON IN FULL SWING!

WHATS UP OHA! Let me start off by saying - great win last week! We were understandably a tad rusty, but still put on a good show. And a BIG HAND to the OHA rookies - you all kicked ass! Couple of announcements :

1. The Fall schedule is posted right here on the blog, stage right. See it? Good. (Current games are denoted in red) Clearly our first game was not at the East River Fields and the future dates may change as well. The schedule will be updated frequently here on the blog and via email notifications and on omarshouseofass.com .

2. Game results are posted below the schedule.

3. To all ohanyc blog contributors - CONTRIBUTE OR DIE!


Thank you and may all of your dreams come true,

Management

Master Cleanse

I heard that Jay did this thing for a few days. I think that Ronan did it too. I'm curious - what's it like! I'd love to hear your thoughts on it. I think I love food too much to do it.....
What fifth came out? Would you do it again? If I remember correctly Ronan looked like shit when he was in the middle of it. Wouldn't it be easier to just eat bran or drink prune juice?