OHA GOES 2-0 WITH HUGE COMEBACK WIN!

NEW YORK - OHA v DOMINICK & DOMINICK

OHA staged a massive comeback win Friday night against the team who ended their playoff hopes last season. OHA got off to a good start knocking in 2 runs in the first inning, but a lackluster defense put the team in a 12-5 hole that seemed all but insurmountable. That is until a late inning 2-out rallys combined with aggressive base-running led to a 13-12 win for the Casa del Culo!

Hi-lites included big hitting from newcomer Sara Williamson, as well as "exciting" sideline commentary from legendary human being, Morgan "Morg-1er" Grove.

In a post game interview JJ Lask (SS) was asked how he felt about the game, to which he replied, " I don't do f@#$ing interviews."

At the post-game OHA boozing, Mark Snipe (CF) was overheard commenting, "... the funny thing is, these guys drink this stuff down like its water." In a related story, i'm still hungover 2 days later.

OHA's next game vs. The New York Times is this Tuesday, May 2nd at 5:30PM. Location: Central Park at North Meadow Field #8... And its Patch day! the First 200 fans will receive an official Omar's House of Ass Iron-on Patch. Bring the kids!

OHA ENJOYS BUTTONS

instant fun

OHA RETURNS YOU FUDGING ICE-HOLES!

TAMPA, Fla. — Omar's House of Ass opens spring training this Thursday at the Grand Street fields at 6:00 PM. And this...

OHA GETS PISSED ON BY GOD

OHA was rained out today but, check this out: It's a 10-foot Great White shark that was almost bitten in half by a 20-foot Great White shark... Neat-o.

THE OHA BLOG STRIKES BACK WITH A REVENGE! THE SEQUEL!!! PART 2!!!!

Just in time for the last game of the regular fall season, the OHA blog returns like an estranged step-parent!

OHA heads into game 6 of the Fall season on the heels of a 4 game winning streak. last Wednesday, in a highly contested game 5 OHA fought back from a 6 run deficit to take the win against insert defeated team's name here .

Game hi-lites included back-to-back homeruns from J "Coach" Warner and Roger "Broken Arrow" Scholl, as well as a batting clinic put on by lefty slugger, Casey "One for the Road" Slamin and an OHA defensive lock-down featuring the golden glove of JJ "Raindance" Lask.

Barring a rain-out OHA plays its final game of the regular season tomorrow, Wednesday, October 28th 6:00 PM at 52nd Street and 11th Avenue. And dont forget, its OHA "Beer, Booze and Tots" day at the stadium. Come enjoy the OHA hijinks on and off the field. Wink wink.

LET THE "NO RAIN" DANCE COMMENCE...

NO RAIN!

NO RAIN!

NO RAIN!

NO RAIN!

A message from OHA Head Coach, Jason "It's Just a Flesh Wound" Warner

* comments in red supplied by "OHA management"

Nice win against a completely scrub ass team last night (Like beating a one-armed step child) Next Friday (6/19/09) we play the #1 seeded team and OHA's arch nemesis, Top of The Rock (The crack rock that is! HAHAHAHAHA!) They beat us in the play offs last year and this year in our first game of the season. We owe them (Revenge, thy name is Omar!). You have almost two weeks to clear Friday next afternoon with work (Friday... we are going to get WASTED! OHA!), or just to plan an early escape from the office (Kill your boss. Kill them all. do it!). As much as the team we played last night sucked, (I dont remember their name either) we almost lost because we didn’t have enough heads to take the field until exactly game time (In my defense, i like to show up at the last second - keeps the fans on their toes). It’s a 5:30 game at 110th and Manhattan Avenue - Field #1.
Get there early and get warm (with some of Benny Starkman's delicious, sun-cooked egg nog®!). We need to spank these miserable douches. (Yeeesh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?)