OHA - WELCOME TO FLAVOR COUNTRY

O-HAAAAAAAAA!

OHA SELLS OUT MOLOKAI HAWAIIANS

ALOHA OHA!

OHA theme song for 2011?

Came across this song when I was acquiring some music recently and I literally choked b/c IT IS PERFECT! (I'm such a juvenile).

OHA UNDEFEATED!!!!

Double Secret Probation sound bite Animal House sound bites

OHA GOES 2-0 WITH HUGE COMEBACK WIN!

NEW YORK - OHA v DOMINICK & DOMINICK

OHA staged a massive comeback win Friday night against the team who ended their playoff hopes last season. OHA got off to a good start knocking in 2 runs in the first inning, but a lackluster defense put the team in a 12-5 hole that seemed all but insurmountable. That is until a late inning 2-out rallys combined with aggressive base-running led to a 13-12 win for the Casa del Culo!

Hi-lites included big hitting from newcomer Sara Williamson, as well as "exciting" sideline commentary from legendary human being, Morgan "Morg-1er" Grove.

In a post game interview JJ Lask (SS) was asked how he felt about the game, to which he replied, " I don't do f@#$ing interviews."

At the post-game OHA boozing, Mark Snipe (CF) was overheard commenting, "... the funny thing is, these guys drink this stuff down like its water." In a related story, i'm still hungover 2 days later.

OHA's next game vs. The New York Times is this Tuesday, May 2nd at 5:30PM. Location: Central Park at North Meadow Field #8... And its Patch day! the First 200 fans will receive an official Omar's House of Ass Iron-on Patch. Bring the kids!

OHA ENJOYS BUTTONS

instant fun

OHA RETURNS YOU FUDGING ICE-HOLES!

TAMPA, Fla. — Omar's House of Ass opens spring training this Thursday at the Grand Street fields at 6:00 PM. And this...