Thursday, May 13, 2010
Saturday, May 1, 2010
OHA GOES 2-0 WITH HUGE COMEBACK WIN!
NEW YORK - OHA v DOMINICK & DOMINICK
OHA staged a massive comeback win Friday night against the team who ended their playoff hopes last season. OHA got off to a good start knocking in 2 runs in the first inning, but a lackluster defense put the team in a 12-5 hole that seemed all but insurmountable. That is until a late inning 2-out rallys combined with aggressive base-running led to a 13-12 win for the Casa del Culo!
Hi-lites included big hitting from newcomer Sara Williamson, as well as "exciting" sideline commentary from legendary human being, Morgan "Morg-1er" Grove.
In a post game interview JJ Lask (SS) was asked how he felt about the game, to which he replied, " I don't do f@#$ing interviews."
At the post-game OHA boozing, Mark Snipe (CF) was overheard commenting, "... the funny thing is, these guys drink this stuff down like its water." In a related story, i'm still hungover 2 days later.
OHA's next game vs. The New York Times is this Tuesday, May 2nd at 5:30PM. Location: Central Park at North Meadow Field #8... And its Patch day! the First 200 fans will receive an official Omar's House of Ass Iron-on Patch. Bring the kids!
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
OHA RETURNS YOU FUDGING ICE-HOLES!
TAMPA, Fla. — Omar's House of Ass opens spring training this Thursday at the Grand Street fields at 6:00 PM. And this...
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
OHA GETS PISSED ON BY GOD
OHA was rained out today but, check this out: It's a 10-foot Great White shark that was almost bitten in half by a 20-foot Great White shark... Neat-o.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
THE OHA BLOG STRIKES BACK WITH A REVENGE! THE SEQUEL!!! PART 2!!!!
Just in time for the last game of the regular fall season, the OHA blog returns like an estranged step-parent!OHA heads into game 6 of the Fall season on the heels of a 4 game winning streak. last Wednesday, in a highly contested game 5 OHA fought back from a 6 run deficit to take the win against insert defeated team's name here .
Game hi-lites included back-to-back homeruns from J "Coach" Warner and Roger "Broken Arrow" Scholl, as well as a batting clinic put on by lefty slugger, Casey "One for the Road" Slamin and an OHA defensive lock-down featuring the golden glove of JJ "Raindance" Lask.
Barring a rain-out OHA plays its final game of the regular season tomorrow, Wednesday, October 28th 6:00 PM at 52nd Street and 11th Avenue. And dont forget, its OHA "Beer, Booze and Tots" day at the stadium. Come enjoy the OHA hijinks on and off the field. Wink wink.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
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