Omar attacks 2011 with opener victory

You know the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t seem to be living until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over and white and then, ah, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screaming. The ocean turns red and despite all the pounding and hollering, they all come in and they rip you to pieces.

WAIT FOR IT....

OHA - WELCOME TO FLAVOR COUNTRY

O-HAAAAAAAAA!

OHA SELLS OUT MOLOKAI HAWAIIANS

ALOHA OHA!

OHA theme song for 2011?

Came across this song when I was acquiring some music recently and I literally choked b/c IT IS PERFECT! (I'm such a juvenile).

OHA UNDEFEATED!!!!

Double Secret Probation sound bite Animal House sound bites

OHA GOES 2-0 WITH HUGE COMEBACK WIN!

NEW YORK - OHA v DOMINICK & DOMINICK

OHA staged a massive comeback win Friday night against the team who ended their playoff hopes last season. OHA got off to a good start knocking in 2 runs in the first inning, but a lackluster defense put the team in a 12-5 hole that seemed all but insurmountable. That is until a late inning 2-out rallys combined with aggressive base-running led to a 13-12 win for the Casa del Culo!

Hi-lites included big hitting from newcomer Sara Williamson, as well as "exciting" sideline commentary from legendary human being, Morgan "Morg-1er" Grove.

In a post game interview JJ Lask (SS) was asked how he felt about the game, to which he replied, " I don't do f@#$ing interviews."

At the post-game OHA boozing, Mark Snipe (CF) was overheard commenting, "... the funny thing is, these guys drink this stuff down like its water." In a related story, i'm still hungover 2 days later.

OHA's next game vs. The New York Times is this Tuesday, May 2nd at 5:30PM. Location: Central Park at North Meadow Field #8... And its Patch day! the First 200 fans will receive an official Omar's House of Ass Iron-on Patch. Bring the kids!